Mullets.
What makes men think they're okay?
I don't understand why men think they're so cool if they have an ugly tuft of hair growing out of the back of their head. The mullet should have been left in the 80s. Strike that. Mullets should never have existed. Period. They're nasty! And dear Miss Katy and I concur that the mullet is the worst hair style any guy could ever sport.
Please, they look greasy and unkempt if your hair is straight, and if your hair is curly, it looks like a rat crawled up your neck and made a nest there. No one wants to run their fingers through that ugly mess! The mullets are just as bad a plague as the leggings.
Most of the time they can't even do the short part of the cut right. Not that a mullet should be done at all, but still. If you're going to do it, get that part right at least. Please? I don't understand why people still think they're cool. I mean I know there are still people in the South that don't know the Civil War has ended, and therefore the people who still sport mullets must think they're some sort of badass and therefore the coolest thing that walks God's green Earth with that thing.
Please, for the love of all things holy. Curing the Mullet Disease is really quite simple. In fact, if you're suffering from this disease, I can cure you! I've got scissors!!
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